#2 ...kidnap a handsome rock star, make him fall in love with me and live a dissolute life on his money.
#3 ...become the chieftain of some illiterate jungle tribe by pretending to be a descended deity, or something.
#4 ...draw my life in comics like these and become rich.
You know, I should be doing course work and term papers and stuff, but yeah. FAULPELZ, that's the metaphor.